1. This isn't the first time I've worked at Disneyland. I worked there briefly in 2001. I was there when the California Adventure first opened. I hated, HA-TED every minute of it and quit after only 3 months. There, I've said it.
2. Contrary to popular belief, I don't drink EVERY day, although I probably should.
3. My next door neighbor's house looks like Ceasars Palace, Las Vegas, with gilded gates and everything. Only 3 people live there but there are 8 cars in the driveway. They have parties almost EVERY weekend which makes it difficult for yours truly to sleep! They have even had parties during working hours on a weekday! Which leads me to believe they have questionable employment. I hope I don't find a horse's head in my bed tomorrow morning!